Tuesday, August 16, 2005

The Brad & Angelina Conspiracy


HOLLYWOOD!! The place where big films are made and movie stars are born, or has Hollywood become "HOLLYDOOM!!!" I believe that Hollywood has a dark secret, and that dark secret is that no celebrity relationships will have a happy ending in Hollywood! Hollywood couldn't have written the script any better on how to break up Brad and Jenn. Brad and Jenn were supposed to last, they were supposed to grow old together and have many children. BUT Hollywood wouldn't allow it. That is why Brad and Angelina were picked to be in a film together, it was a film that was filled with action and beautiful people, but yet failed to have a real plot. There is a reason why the bad people that Brad and Angelina were fighting against in that film had not identities, and no faces. It was so that we the people would not get distracted off of Mr. and Mrs. Smith's faces. Hollywood knew that if we could accept Brad and Angelina as Mr. and Mrs. Smith, then we would accept it in real life. Brad Pitt has been brainwashed, not by a woman, but by Hollywood!!! But Hollywood isn't the only form of entertainment that is to blame, this morning I saw a link for InStyle magazine naming Brad as the sexiest man, and Angelina as the Sexiest women(they also named Clay Aiken the sexiest cooner, but that is a whole different conspiracy). Why are movies and magazines trying force this relationship on us. I will tell you why, SO HOLLYWOOD CAN KEPT ITS DARK SECRET, NO SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIPS!

5 comments:

Jenni said...

Sad but true! I don't know how any parent could sell their child to this hell hole-and yet so many do it! It's crazy!!!

BS Video said...

Hey Jenni, this might be a little late, but I am sorry for hurting your feelings, I just found out like a week ago that all that everyone was posting on sabrina's blog about that incident. But I am very sorry

Jenni said...

Well thanks for the apology Steve. I am pregnant and quite emotional so we will just chalk it up to a misunderstanding :) Been enjoying your videos, especially the pong finals. So how much money did the winner make?

BS Video said...

Tons of money!! and I was so close to winning

Christian said...

You only lost by one point. I was so close to being rich it wasnt even funny.